Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
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you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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