don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I enjoy the company of your penis
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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