We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
