rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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