I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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