The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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