Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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