the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
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