I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
my liver is dry heaving
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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