Got a toothbrush?
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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