my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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