IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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