You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Drunk is not a location!
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Randomize
