Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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