Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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