if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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