i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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