love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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