We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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