have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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