dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
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He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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