Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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