no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
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Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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