I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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