I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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