the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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