i don't like sucking hair
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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