I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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