She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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