is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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