Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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