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I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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