Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Buhtt sex?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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