I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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