I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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