i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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