Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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