So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Apparently you make a good broom.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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