I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
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I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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