so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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