Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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