Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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