ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
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I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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