I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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