I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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