My friends, they love my intelligence
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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