Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
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overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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