its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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