ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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