i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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