I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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