if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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