You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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