how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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