He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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