i think i have herpe
just one?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
we're making bets on your personal life
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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